Here is another little incident that tickled me and I hope it does you as well!
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Above is a map of a road that I travel down, which will all make perfect sense once you read through below!
I stopped in Christchurch to pick up a Chinese lady, who said in her thick Chinese accent "One Way Weturn Please"
I repeated - One Way (Weturn) Return? well, you can have a one way ticket or a return ticket, which do you want?
She said "Weturn - One Way"
Looking confused I said, lets start again. Where do you want to go?
She said "One Way"
I said "One Way"
Yes she said, "One Way Weturn"!
Then it dawned on me so I said so you want a Return ticket to the Runway?
In an exasperated voice she said "Yes - One Way Weturn - Thats What Ive Been Saying"!
Indeed you have Madam !