I stop to allow a passenger to board and am asked the following!
Passenger: Did you have a set of keys handed into you as Ive lost mine?
Passenger: No? I must of left them on this bus!
Me: How do you know it was this bus?
Passenger: It was red!
Me: (trying to keep a straight face) We have over 30 buses that are red it could of been any one of them.
Me: When did you loose them?,
Passenger: 3 weeks ago.
I think the look on my face told her everything she needed to know and she got off!
Amazing - how do people get through with living a daily normal life!